Destin Cantrell Whips It, Whips It Good.

Destin Cantrell here, with a whip so big your mum could use it as a butt plug, still wouldn't touch the sides. No jokes though, this whip is huge. I love the way how he just lets it flow before he pulls the bike back like your dog sniffing a friends crotch, and just rounds it off to come in sweet as a nut. Not bad for a guy who has two strippers first names as his name. Devo fan are we?

Mav's Breakdown Of The MX2 From St. Jean D'Angely

1. Jeffrey Herlings (NED, KTM) - His move on Tonus actually made me sick in my mouth, probably the same reaction Tonus had when his sister told him she was dating the Dutch douchelord. He should have been docked and i'm not just talking points.

2. Tommy Searle (GBR, Kawasaki) - Edged out on the Start in the first race, balls out in the second. the guy is a fucking work horse.


3. Jeremy van Horebeek (BEL, KTM) - Herlings and Van Der Beek are BFF's. The guy might as well held up a pit board saying "go get Searle!" as he waved the #84 through in the second moto.


4. Joel Roelants (BEL, Kawasaki) - With van der Beek grabbing the 3rd place someone had to be 4th. Who better?


5. Jordi Tixier (FRA, KTM) - First of the French on home soil to get shit done. Loving it more than he did Brazil that's for sure.


6. Valentin Teillet (FRA, Kawasaki) - Love this guy. Looks fresh, rides like a pro, gets blown by pretty much any chick at the races. I've said it before and I'll say it again.....Solidemec.


7. Jake Nicholls (GBR, KTM) - 10-8 for 7th overall. Expect a top 5 soon! Don't let me down Jakey.


8. Max Anstie (GBR, Honda) - Remember when Max's was pretty much a top 5 guy each weekend? Yeah that was last year, get with the now!


9. Petar Petrov (BUL, Suzuki) - Banging result for the Bulgarian. First top 10 of his career, first time taking a girl home from the race too I'm guessing. 


10. Romain Febvre (FRA, KTM) - Who?

Bro Gets Owned By The Snow

What a prick! That is all.