Hawkstone Hill On A Push Bike! Are You Fucking Serious?

Have you ever been so scared that you lost control of your bowels and just parked the fudge right there and then on the spot? This guy has no clue what that's like, not one bit. I can't quite decide if this guy is imensly stupid or a fucking hero! I mean theres no way he ever thought "you know what I should get some good launch at the bottom and just land it to flat" but fuck it, he just grabs his sack and does his best Wright brothers impression just to impress some paddock bitches in the hope to slip them a digit later in the back of his Saxo. I'm pretty sure I'd let him finger me after this, Hawkstone hill is no fucking joke. Amazing! You're right mate, "he has got some bottle", they're the empty Jagermeister one's he drank on the way to the top of the hill. Boss like!

Mav's Breakdown Of The MX2 Top Ten From Loket

Well its been a while since my last post but all I can say is, a lot of mums need servicing (yours especially). So here's what I took from this weeks Czech Gp. Enjoy.

1. Jeffrey Herlings (NED, KTM) - On the way to a dominant 1-1 ride, the Dutch douchelord Received a love tap from searle, some help from his KTM boyfriend and will most likely be receiving some bottles to the helmet in the Uk in a couple of weeks.

2. Tommy Searle (GBR, Kawasaki) - Can't help but feel that the championship is slipping away from Tommy. Expect more attempts on Herlings over the coming weeks.

3. Zachary Osborne (USA, Yamaha) - Good to see Zachy Poo back on the podium.

4. Jake Nicholls (GBR, KTM) - would have been better to see Jakey up there. I told you moto podium was coming soon, I'm like nosferatu (that's the beardy guy who predicts shit right?)

5. Romain Febvre (FRA, KTM) - impressed me and no doubt some Czech chicks with his rides this weekend. Got Laid?

6. Valentin Teillet (FRA, Kawasaki) - Back from injury, back in the top 10. Really feel this guy will be a contender next year.

7. Max Anstie (GBR, Honda) - Max must be wishing he was back on the kawi and back in the top 5.

8. Joel Roelants (BEL, Kawasaki) - Roelants had a nightmare day. #Hatesmotocross.

9. Jose Butron (ESP, KTM) - Good starts before fading like some cheap curtains. Still good year for the spaniard so far.

10. Jeremy van Horebeek (BEL, KTM) - Herlings BFF suffered a DNF and was all OMG then let the 84 passed in the 2nd moto. WTF?!