Hawkstone Hill On A Push Bike! Are You Fucking Serious?

Have you ever been so scared that you lost control of your bowels and just parked the fudge right there and then on the spot? This guy has no clue what that's like, not one bit. I can't quite decide if this guy is imensly stupid or a fucking hero! I mean theres no way he ever thought "you know what I should get some good launch at the bottom and just land it to flat" but fuck it, he just grabs his sack and does his best Wright brothers impression just to impress some paddock bitches in the hope to slip them a digit later in the back of his Saxo. I'm pretty sure I'd let him finger me after this, Hawkstone hill is no fucking joke. Amazing! You're right mate, "he has got some bottle", they're the empty Jagermeister one's he drank on the way to the top of the hill. Boss like!