Las Vegas: The Fight For Second.

I'm going to keep this short and sweet as I'm sure that you, like me, are completely over the supercross season now. Here's Vegas:

Lites East:

• Barcia holeshots and wins like he's pretty much done all year. On top of the podium then on top of a monster girl.
• Cunningham goes down like a girl who just got a diamond ring of her fiancée.
• This race was boring as shit, I swear this is all that happened. Roll on hangtown.

1. Barcia   2. Roczen   3. Baggett

Lites West:

• Another Geico holeshot another Geico win as Tomac doesn't want to be out done by his teamate in the East
• Wilson is pissed with his start (and season) so decides to try and break Sipes' leg.
• Hahn makes the move of the race by cutting between a lapper and Davalos to slam the latter in the next corner. Welcome to the podium bro.
• Tomac pulls out the nac-mac. See what I did there? Fuck I'm good!

1. Tomac   2.Wilson  3.Hahn

East West Shootout:

• Barcia holeshots (I'm bored of writing that now).
• The Goon couldn't miss vegas! Wharton stalls it going into thunder alley.
• Davalos grabs his balls and slams into Barcia and the lead.
• Wilson has a nightmare so he decides to find some new lines down one of the rhythm sections.
• Barcia soon finds his way back around Davalos and Tomac follows. Tomac get's to obsessed trying to be just like Barcia and makes the exact same mistake that the east champ makes in the whoops, pretty much deciding the outcome of this race.

1. Barcia   2. Tomac  3. Davalos.  

450's

• Brett Michaels obviously reads Sandbox and hands the 'cock hard, ride hard' award (Is that what it's called?!) to Brayton. No one seems to care, Brayton is a Solidude though. Ralph has a boner.
• Alessi holeshots and tries to keep the lead by trying to kick Dungey as they enter the stadium. Dungey is not scared.
• Goerke gets a third place start but begins to go backwards. He then pulls of the save of the night through Thunder Alley. Nice moves brah!
• Millsaps is riding like he really want's 2nd place, he tries to use Weimer as a lip to get some height, doesn't quite work out.
• Dungey is gone.
• Weimer loses 2nd to Millsaps and then Brayton explains to him what it means to be a Solidude.

1. Dungey   2. Millsaps  3. Brayton

Hope that wasn't to painful for you.