Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Mav's Breakdown Of The MX1 At Beto Carrero (Brazil)



1. Christophe Pourcel (FRA, Kawasaki) - I've have been known to give the #377 some stick before but the guy was un-fucking-touchable in the first moto. Didn't even look like he was riding in the mud. Le Boss.


2. David Philippaerts (ITA, Yamaha) - Philly seems to have the fire back after his moto win in Mexico last week, just hope it's not the same 'fire' I got off that hooker/donkey in Mexico. He also started the bum bag/fanny pack craze that swept the weekend. Trend setter yo.

3. Kevin Strijbos (BEL, KTM) - First podium for Strij-like-a-bos since 2007! Fuck man that's an age ago. Bum bag's were still in fashion back then....oh wait. 


4. Gautier Paulin (FRA, Kawasaki) - Points make prizes/laid, he knows this.


5. Rui Goncalves (POR, Honda) - Standard.


6. Xavier Boog (FRA, Kawasaki) - What the fuck happened in the 2nd Moto? The Boog happened, that's what! Keeping the sweep alive for Kawi.


7. Clement Desalle (BEL, Suzuki) - I really feel Desalle should have won at least a race this year. I'm pretty sure he feels like that too. Get it done bro!


8. Antonio Cairoli (ITA, KTM) - Bad day champ, bad day.


9. Evgeny Bobryshev (RUS, Honda) - Russian Bob, getting 9ths and 10ths for communism. 


10. Shaun Simpson (GBR, Yamaha) -  Making sure the brits have a top 10 guy. We could maybe do with a top 5 one if you fancy it Shaun.


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