Mav's Breakdown Of The MX1 Top 10 At Guadalajara

1. Antonio Cairoli (ITA, KTM) -While all these other clowns are touching each other up, Cairoli is getting it done, he knows how shit works. Have you seen his missus? He knows a dude with his looks (ouch) would never get a bitch that fine without dangling at least a couple of world championships in front of her. Chicks love moto! 

2. Clement Desalle (BEL, Suzuki) - Desalle is like the Euro-Dungey, can't seem to pull of the wins but is always there and will be there till the end. KTM next year?

3. David Phillipaerts (ITA, Yamaha) - Laid it down in the second moto like a fucking boss! That is all.

4. Ken de Dycker (BEL, KTM) - As I've said before, Comedy to watch but was putting down laps like a motherfucker.

5. Tanel Leok (EST, Suzuki) - 5th in moto 1 + 5th in moto 2 = 5th overall. You can't argue with maths.......bitches.

6. Xavier Boog (FRA, Kawasaki) - Atomic Boog has been Mr Average (worst superhero ever) this year. 6th's, 7ths, and 8th's are the norm but look out for him in his home GP at Saint Jean D'Angely where he could easily bust out and get a.......7th.

7. Kevin Strijbos (BEL, KTM) - Strij-like-a-bos went from one of Britain's (and possibly Europe's)premier tracks, Lyng last weekend to the worlds anus that was the track at Guadalajara. He'll take a 7th.

8. Jonathan Baragan (ESP, Honda) - The one man comedy show of 2012 gets his first top 10. 

9. Rui Goncalves (POR, Honda) - Surely he should have done better at his home race. Portugal is in Mexico right?

10. Christophe Pourcel (FRA, Kawasaki) - Green fencing in the rear wheel in race one, lack of stamina in race two. Time to hit the treadmill bro.