Shit was going down at Houston, here's what I took from it:
Lites
- Geico dominates the heats, with Barcia and Bogle wins, whilst Hussey tries to dry hump a tuff block and Wharton pulls some breakdance moves.
- Barcia holeshots the main, Roczen gives it to Barcia a couple of times. Butch and Bitch.
- Bogle, Mookie, and Durham discuss lines in the first corner.
- Baggett tyre taps his way past Wharton. Nothing says Pro like this pass.
- Emig pulls out the "If Barcia can hold on......some meaningless stat" What could go wrong hey Jeff?
- Lance Vincent forgets he's a lap down tries to make a pass on Barcia for the lead and they both go down on the last lap.
- Roczen wins. No ghost riding this week.
- Barcia is pissed, roosts Roczen, yells at Vincent then has a cry on the podium. Fair enough, no girl is going to be touching you tonight.
1.Roczen 2.Barcia 3.Baggett 4.Wharton 5.Nicoletti
KTM payout?
450's
- The heat race battle between Windham and Stewart is a jizz fest right up till the point where Windham cartwheels. It then turns into a cry wank.
- Millsaps holeshots the main, RV blows by him to take the lead. The crowd start leaving as it's just a formality now.
- Stewart has a standard Stewart race. Fast laps, take out moves (how's that dirt taste Regal?) then a front flip.
- Stewarts bike continues taking names even after he dismounts as it gets all up in Goerke's face.
- Race gets boring.
- RV gets the board "2012 SX CHAMP" we all knew it. (should have gave him the plate before the race in Daytona like I said.)
- Dungey is still second in points! WTF?! step it up guys.
- Weimer is made to wear an RV#1 hat on the podium. Yo his bitch Jake!
1.Villopoto 2.Millsaps 3.Weimer 4.M. Alessi 5.Brayton
So RV wraps it up quicker than a date with the local bike. Roll on the outdoors.
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