Houston: RV Wins The Title, Shocker!

Shit was going down at Houston, here's what I took from it:

Lites

• Geico dominates the heats, with Barcia and Bogle wins, whilst Hussey tries to dry hump a tuff block and Wharton pulls some breakdance moves.
• Barcia holeshots the main, Roczen gives it to Barcia a couple of times. Butch and Bitch.
• Bogle, Mookie, and Durham discuss lines in the first corner.
• Baggett tyre taps his way past Wharton. Nothing says Pro like this pass. 
• Emig pulls out the "If Barcia can hold on......some meaningless stat" What could go wrong hey Jeff?
• Lance Vincent forgets he's a lap down tries to make a pass on Barcia for the lead and they both go down on the last lap.
• Roczen wins. No ghost riding this week.
• Barcia is pissed, roosts Roczen, yells at Vincent then has a cry on the podium. Fair enough, no girl is going to be touching you tonight.  

1.Roczen  2.Barcia  3.Baggett  4.Wharton  5.Nicoletti

KTM payout?

450's

• The heat race battle between Windham and Stewart is a jizz fest right up till the point where Windham cartwheels. It then turns into a cry wank.
• Millsaps holeshots the main, RV blows by him to take the lead. The crowd start leaving as it's just a formality now.
• Stewart has a standard Stewart race. Fast laps, take out moves (how's that dirt taste Regal?) then a front flip. 
• Stewarts bike continues taking names even after he dismounts as it gets all up in Goerke's face.
• Race gets boring.
• RV gets the board "2012 SX CHAMP" we all knew it. (should have gave him the plate before the race in Daytona like I said.)
• Dungey is still second in points! WTF?! step it up guys.
• Weimer is made to wear an RV#1 hat on the podium. Yo his bitch Jake!

1.Villopoto  2.Millsaps  3.Weimer  4.M. Alessi  5.Brayton

So RV wraps it up quicker than a date with the local bike. Roll on the outdoors.