The Lowdown From Canada Heights.

Picture from mxvice.com

Round two of the Maxxis British Championship headed to the Canada Heights circuit in kent this weekend and there were rumblings in the pits that Mav was there. Well it was true folks, I turned up tweeted my ass of about the races and now I'm here to bring you a wrap up of the days events. Fuck I'm good to you. So here it is bitches:

MX2 

• Tonus tries a scrub so ridonkulous that he dislocates his shoulder (at least thats what I imagined happened) and sits out the rest of the day.
• There is some 3DD (digit douche, for those who don't remember) killing it with a 2nd place in moto 1. I learn that this guy is a bad ass Frenchie called Steven Lenoir. Guy is fuckin' solid(ude).
• Bradshaw makes more moves than a chess champion and ends up 2nd Overall
• EBB shows everyone what it's like out here in the East. Pro! 2nd moto - Holeshot. Crash. Win. Why not?
• Aubin wins the 1st moto but needs better starts. You're on a Honda dude, get it done!
• Pocock is suddenly the #1 rider of the Monster Energy Yam team, dude fuckin' rode like it too. 3rd overall and the red hair, I mean plate.
• The 3rd moto get's red flagged like it's an MXY2 race. Those little guys sure get excited.
• Luke Norris has a good looking bike. I smell a graphic detail coming up.

Race 1 - 1. Aubin  2. Lenior  3. Bradshaw

Race 2 - 1. Banks-Browne  2. Pocock  3. Aubin

Race 3 - 1. Banks-Browne  2.Bradshaw.  3. Pocock

Overall - 1. Banks-Browne  2. Bradshaw  3. Pocock   

MX1

• Strij-like-a-bos (stamp it) is unimpressive in the first race. I tell him to step it up, he does, 2nds from there on out.
• DeReuver, who looks fresh as fuck in the green JT gear, shows Sword the meaning of Stamina as he reels him in in the 1st moto and passes him for the win.
• Simpson is the Bradshaw of the big bikes, always hustling and takes the 3rd moto win just because he can.
• Matiss Karro Dominates the 2nd moto and is solid(ude) in the others and takes home the overall. His Latvian fans lose their shit!
• Jason Dougan KO's himself in the final moto and is stretchered off. He'll be back for Lyng all boss like. 
• Whatley seems to struggle on the day. What would Jem do Kristian? 
• Sword ends up 2nd overall. Still got it. It never went away.

Race 1 - 1. DeReuver  2. Sword  3. Simpson

Race 2 - 1. Karro  2. Strijbos  3. Sword

Race 3 - 1. Simpson  2. Strijbos  3. Karro

Overall - 1. Karro  2.Sword  3.Simpson

See you at Lyng, i'll be the guy your girlfriends looking at. Just sayin.