Seattle: Like Rocky, But On Motocross Bikes.

Just when you thought all excitement in the supercross series was done and done, Seattle happened:

Lites

• Wilson holeshots but quickly gets bitch slapped by Sipes and Tomac and falls back to third.
• Ryan Sipes just lets everything happen behind him and puts in a solid(ude) 15 laps to take home the win. Pumped much?
• Wilson and Tomac go at it in a battle that reminds everyone which is the most exciting coast, trading blows that look straight out of a Rocky montage. Hearts On Fire fo sho!
• Tomac puts Wilson down in a corner. Dean dislocates his shoulder but still holds on for 7th. Now that's grit for you.
• Musquin begins to show the Honda's what is up as he passes Hahn, Seely and Tomac, amidst a ride from 11th to 2nd. How to celebrate? Heelclicker over the finish. Like a (former motoconcepts) boss!
• Although Seely looks fuckin' Fresh as a summers day (No Homo) in the blue gear with yellow gloves combo, He doesn't quite make the podium but still has a chance to get involved for the title if Deano and Tomac start a slamming war at the last two rounds.
• Eli is pissed on the podium. This ain't over.

1. Sipes   2. Musquin   3.Tomac   4. Seely  5. Hahn 

450's

• Andrew Short puts the Honda where it should be by grabbing the holeshot and running up front.
• Roczen show's the returning Dungey how fast the tree fiddy is with a second place start and by taking it to Short early on.
• RV goes down in a crash that is even more underwhelming than his one hear last year, but fuck's his knee and is out for the night.
• Dungey, Weimer, and Brayton get into a three way. It's not gay when it's in a three way.
• Roczen and Short trade places a few times in what is the PG version of Wilson and Tomac's exploites.
• The Dunge goes down after Brayton makes him his bitch.
• Reed coins the phrase, "killing it like couch potatoes". You said it boss.
• Shorty wins! Boom. Does any one deserve it more than the clear brow warrior? Not many! Goodude (not sure if that works as well as Solidude) and a fast as a bastard.

1. Short   2. Roczen   3.Weimer   4.Brayton   5. Millsaps