Monday, 26 March 2012

#57 Jake Canada - Solidude.


I feel that this Solidude shout out is a few weeks overdue but at the same time I feel I may be reaching the vinegar strokes a tad too early. I really feel Canada could muscle his way on to the podium in the next couple of weeks like an overzealous chick with big cans in a club. The boy has been killing it so far this year considering no-one was really talking about him at the start of the season. Way to be a Pro Jakey. His results read 9-9-6-6-5, round that off with a career best 4th in Toronto this weekend and he's currently sitting 5th in the points only 12 behind Roczen and ahead of (so-called) players like Baggett, Bogle and Mookie. Boom! I can just see the Alessi's pouting over someone actually getting results on an MCR Bike. Step it up boys, before Tony adopts the #57 and makes Jake the new Mike, Mike the new Jeff, and Jeff a Privateer. We all know how it works. Canada will be ripping it up in the next few weeks you can bet your dick on that, and when he's stood on that podium spraying Erin in the face with his champagne/sperm then check out this blog for another 'You Were Thusly Informed' post, Prickish style.

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