Why I'm A Prick - San Diego 2011

When people say to me, "Mav, you're such a nice guy and possibly one of the most attractive people I know, I really wish I could be more like you because you are my hero." I normally tell them that would be good and the world would be a better place, but you've got so much work to do to reach this level of perfection. To be honest even I didn't know they could stack sex this high. But then I have to say, "you know it wasn't always this way". Let me take you back:

In January of 2011, I booked myself a ticket to San Diego to go take in the sun, supercross and bitches. At this point in time me and my bro got together every Tuesday at my pad to watch the weeks Supercross. When I told him I was going to the round at Qualcomm Stadium, he was more jealous than OJ. So I told him I'd get him something signed by Ryan Villopoto that would read 'To Luke......Gutted!' He was not impressed. So I roll up to The Q (home of my beloved Chargers) on race day, just as I arrive we get word that RV2 is about to start a signing, so we queue and after about 10 mins, there I am face to face with the man himself. One of my crew of two (Me and Penny) aims the camera and fires off a shot. People are dazed, a hush falls over the pit and then the crowd gasps in unison as they all turn to see me smiling holding my secret weapon. A simple card board sign that says 'GUTTED'.

 Villopoto is not entirely sure what has happened but he can tell I'm legit. The rest of that day was spent with the stars of supercross begging to rip on my brother by having their photo taken with me. I then uploaded these pics to facebook and tagged him in them all. Me and my brother still speak, but he and the whole supercross pits have a new level of respect for me and wish they could be me. You can dream guys. You can dream.

Alessi loves other peoples misery

 K Roc loves it

 Canard knows what's up

 KDub was a little busy but what do you expect? He's Kevin f'n Windham

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