It's a little late I know, but it was mothers day over the weekend and I had a lot of your mothers to go see. Here's what happened in the Lucus Oil Stadium on a track that's corners were flatter than Paris Hilton's chest (we've all seen the video):
Lites
- Roczen Holeshot's and Barcia appears to have taken starting lessons from team manager Mike Larocco and is mid-pack (that's not his rap name). He then face plants for fun.
- Kyle Cunningham eats shit and the red flags come out.
- The AMA officials, high on crack it seems, make the riders line up for a staggered start for the first time ever.
- Roczen continues to lead until he decides to pay tribute to Brian Deegan (The General) by ghost riding his bike over a jump circa 1997.
- Wharton inherits the lead and fights his alter ego goon and wins. Way to make me look and idiot....Prick.
- Barcia's win/getting laid streak is over as he settles for 3rd behind Durram who rides like a fuckin' pro! #betterthanbaggett
450's
- In his heat race, Stewart makes a mess of a section and gets ploughed into by Kevin Windham. Top Jimmy (Albertson) then jabs one into his vagina as well just for good measure. Stewart is out for the night.
- Alessi holeshots the main (shocker!) but the gets passed by Real Tree (Brayton). I have pre-cum on my tip.
- Metcalfe realises that he is the #1 (and only) rider for Suzuki and proceeds to fend off Villopoto for several laps for possible battle of the fuckin' year.
- Alessi takes down Windham. The #800 is now the most hated man in supercross....oh wait. Not cool Mike, not cool.
- RV gets past Metcalfe and then pulls up on Brayton. My arse is like a rabbits nose as they battle for several laps.
- Villopoto passes Mr. Camo and wins the race and pretty much the title, just because he can.
- Millsaps puts JGR on the podium with 3rd. Well some one's got to.
Now get the fuck out of here!
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