Daytona Motherfuckers! The good ole Florida weather turned round 10 of the supercross series into a boxing day party in Thailand. Here's what went down:
Lites
- Barcia holeshots and sprints and wins. Sound familiar?
- Roczen hunts down Wharton like its 1939. Wharton's speed from last week has been washed away by the rain. The goon is back!
- RC and Emig make a classic Terrafirma reference. Rev that sucka!
- Bogle gets bored and bury's his bike in a shallow grave.
- Bagett goes down in 2nd but still gets up to give Barcia's nuts a squeeze on the final lap.
- Gibson pulls an open pike with half twist into the biggest puddle out there. Training for London 2012?
- Durham gets scared of Mitch so decides to put it on the podium.
- RC doesn't understand Ken Roc's line choice. He's a world champion Ricky, what have you ever done?
450's
- Millsaps holeshots, Stewart follow's him through. Coy Gibbs nurses a boner.
- Villopoto goons the shit out of his bike for half a lap it seems. He eventually wrestles it to the ground like a rape victim.
- Stewart passes his team mate for the lead, Windham begins to apply the pressure to Millsaps. Coy Gibbs has a semi.
- There's a lot of sexual tension in the booth between Emig and Carmichael. Just fuck already!
- RC shout out to Stefan Everts as the greatest mud rider he's ever seen. Me too ricky, me too.
- Tickle starts thinking about life as a privateer as he loses 2 spots in as many corners.
- Weimer takes a dive for Villopoto. RV comes through to 5th.
- Stewart wins and pulls a one legger, Millsaps pulls away from Windham and gets 2nd. Coy gibbs pulls himself.
RV's best Blake Wharton impression
That's pretty much it. Peace!
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