The Supercross crew rolls into Indianapolis tonight for round 11 of Monster Energy Supercross, so as always I've had a cheeky watch of last years race. Here's the main points:
- Villopoto grabs the early lead and checks out. Easy win.
- Stewart is last into the first corner, end of first lap he is up to 5th. Ridonkulous.
- Dungey's all over Reed like he's the last girl in the club at ten to two, Reed throws his drink over dungey in the form of a brake check, Dunge drops it.
- After some goon like activities, Stewart starts to believe his butt patch which reads 'It ain't over' as he pulls a nipple erecting scrub over a triple to pass Reed for 2nd.
- Dungey has one last chance to pass Reed for a podium spot, however doesn't go in for the kill as it wouldn't be christian.
- Ralph chokes on Brett Michaels cock as he tries to pronounce the name of the Rock Hard, Ride Hard award.
This race was pretty boring. As I said RV just takes off like he's MC in the nineties and doesn't look back. I got really frustrated by watching the Reed and Dungey battles because Ryan is definitely faster (for once) but just can't get past and we've all been in that position during a race. However Dungey was 'playing nice' last year, he has plenty of opportunities to shit on Reed's salad but doesn't. You can bet that if Dunge was riding tonight and Weimer was in front of the #5 then, then Jake would be getting ready to bite the pillow/barpad as Dungey put his cock AND balls inside him like he has done a couple of times already this year. I think tonight's race will have several of the same elements as last year, namely, Villopoto running away with the win, Stewart going super fast but gooning his way through the race and Ralph fellating that guy from poison. Open up and say Ahh Sheheen.
Get your ride on Ralph
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