Tuesday 20 March 2012

Where'd You Get Your Gear From? The Toilet Store? (If You Don't Get That Reference You're Fuckin' Dumb)


Wow, looking for that new race wear that will make everyone turn to look at you as you roll out on to the track? Looking for a gear that makes you look like a pro even though you can't lay down a scrub or clear that 6ft tabletop? Then chill gear is NOT for you! Oh people will look at you for sure, the same way you look at people with a cleft lip, slightly wary. Even weekend warriors will be kitted out better than you in their 1993 UFO jersey and wrangler jeans. Did JT (the gear company not Jason Thomas) rape a Jockey and this was the end product?! This gear is straight up fugly, they've tried to capture the same kind of look as the new/old JT stuff but have failed harder than a fat girl in thong! I also love the photo on the website of one of their riders without proper graphics on their bike, just two Suzuki stickers he got free with a magazine. Jokes. The price must surely be low though as it's not a recognised brand. Guess again! $50 for a shirt, $150 for  the jeans. What the fuck?! I would rather let a cat use my nut bag as a scratching post or wear a Mike Alessi pick up kit jersey than this stuff, and I've worn Wulfsport in the past!


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