A Look Ahead With A Look Back - Toronto 2011

Part 1

Part 2

So the Supercross moves up to hockey land tonight with round 12 in Toronto. So here's what went down at last years race:

• The track designers decided to fuck with everyone by making the first corner a left then immediate right turn.
• Fabien Izoird (who?) holeshots while Alessi decides to cut the first corner completely and yet still only gets a 5th place start, Douche. 
• The Universe then butt fucks the #800 as his KTM gives it up like your mum (getting old? Never!).
• The man above lets Dungey take over the lead and keeps him there for his only race win last season. Should have prayed harder I guess.
• Stewart decides to shit on Villopoto's salad by taking him out in a corner. Villopoto ends up getting lapped and finishes 9th.
• Reed and Carnard chase Dungey home in 2nd and 3rd. Honda boy's represent.

Do I think Dungey will win tonight? Probably not. Do I think Reed and Canard will be on the podium? Again doubtful. Do I think people will think I'm serious when I ask these questions. Most Definitely, people are fuckin' Idiots! With those guy's out as well as Stewart, it looks like it could be Villa-ronto all over. Brayton turned it up last week as did Metty, and Millsaps has a couple of solid weeks. All it takes is a Larocco start (my new term for bad starts) from RV2 and some traffic problems to let one of the other guys grab the chance to motorboat Dianna Dahlgren. Bbbrrrrruumski!