Street Guy Is Not Scared!

This is basically a road bike guy's wet dream. I mean, we all know they wish they could ride motocross, but they also require an engine size that detracts from the fact that 2 inches less and they would be a lesbian. So this guy, gets a CRF to knock up a Triumph and this bad boy is the result. It's pretty sick and would be fun to rag around like a 19 year old fashion model with daddy issues, until that moment when you decide you're boss enough and get some airtime with all 4mm of suspension travel. Sketchy! Your nut sack will not be sending you a Christmas card this year. That's why this dude only hits one jump in the video and it's like a foot high at best. Also buddy, lay off with the feet on the handlebars shit, this isn't Hollywood's Greatest Stunts, that shit is just lame. Saying that though, imagine the mind fuck if Stewart pulls that shit passed Villopoto in a rhythm section at Houston this weekend. That would be tits! Would I want one of these bikes? Sure why not, I'll just turn up at any race with a Holeshot award and take some fuckin' names, who needs to ride the entire race huh? I'll be the new Jeff Alessi. Nuclear Cowboyz (oooh a Z instead of an S, edgy!) better get the cheque book out and then get the fuck out! No one cares about the Nuclear Clown show, just sayin'.